hawluchas:

im getting desperate

hawluchas:

im getting desperate




richwhitelesbian:

wizcoylifa:

fifty shades (thats it. thats the whole joke. im wearing 50 pairs of sunglasses right now this is comedy gold people)

“ya but how many chainz” i holler from the back of the crowd. suddenly its my show and your girlfriend is on my arm now. shes also a man and your gay

(Source: jordybelfort)



abbygubler:

itssexualhour:

My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms  23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed

the fuck kind of romeo and juliet is this 

(Source: itssexualhour)





thereisnoblognameonlyzuul:

nurdsite:

My buddy Tom baked a cake for his Argentinian friend to cheer her up after the world cup loss.
…they are no longer friends.

This is beautiful.

thereisnoblognameonlyzuul:

nurdsite:

My buddy Tom baked a cake for his Argentinian friend to cheer her up after the world cup loss.

…they are no longer friends.

This is beautiful.


daftpenetration:

adorabloodthirsty-slytherdork:

drbuttocks:

thats-so-meme:

how

now

Brown

cow

stealinyoman:

marry a guy who has sisters because he’s seen the female in her natural state therefore won’t have any unrealistic expectations of you 

(Source: niqabisinparis)



asian:

me: I got shot 4 times

school nurse: lmao just put ice on it